Brisco County:"We heard you were alive Pete." Lord Bowler:"We just didn't believe it. We saw you get killed by that Chinese death star with our own eyes." Pete Hutter:"Well that's the thing about your Chinese death stars. An hour later, you're alive again."
Socrates Poole:"Short of murder, you've been charged with or convicted of pretty much every crime in the book. Isn't that correct?" Pete Hutter:"I have never violated any agricultural quarantine laws."
Pete Hutter:"Forget about it? You mean rip it from my memory like a picture from a book? A picture of a small boy, kind of shy, with big ears who only wanted to be liked. And the laughing faces of his classmates, mocking him because he forgot to wear his pants to school! Is that what you mean?!"
Pete Hutter:"The only thing tinier than your brain is the likelihood that a mouth breathing, psychopathic wall of stink weed like you is ever gonna get out of this dung hood. You got 'leper' stabbed on your forehead, just like everybody in that micro-cephalic, imbecile-raided, beer-sucking, cousin-marrying family of elephantenisis that you come from!"