The Grinch:"Nerve of those Whos. Inviting me down there, on such short notice. Even if I wanted to go, my schedule wouldn't allow it! 4:00, wallow in self-pity. 4:30, stare into the abyss. 5:00, solve world hunger. Tell no one! 5:30, Jazzercise. 6:30, dinner with me. I can't cancel that again! 7:00, wrestle with my self-loathing. I'm booked! Of course, if I bump the loathing to 9:00, I could still be done in time to lay in bed, stare at the ceiling and slip slowly into madness. But what would I wear?!"
