Dark Angel sound clips

Dark Angel (2000-2002)

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- from the episode 'Red'
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Bruno Anselmo:"Now you must think I'm dumb huh?"
Max Guevara:"Do you really want me to answer that?"
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Herbal Thought:"Like the Prophets say, 'Only the unrighteous husband sends expensive gift wrapped under-panties to another woman'."
Normal:"This is none of your business! None of your business, or mine!"
- from the episode 'Heat'
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Dan Vogelsang:"The subject was followed to the Flamingo Lodge Motel, where she registered under the name of Anita Oduno. The subject was then joined by a female Caucasian, late 20's, middle 20's, late 20's, and she accompanied her into the hotel room for about 3, 3 and a half hours. Anyway, here's the thing though. The registration in the other woman's car, goes back to you Mr Meyer. So the answer is yes, your mistress is stepping out on you, but she's doing it with your wife."
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Max Guevara:"I made you coffee. That ought to help cope with the injustice of the world a little."
- from the episode 'Female Trouble'
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Donald Lydecker:"Do you mind explaining why?"
Jace:"Because I am dumb! I am so damn dumb, it would take ten acts of divine providence to raise me to the sublime heights of blissful ignorance, sir!"
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Max Guevara:"Tell me the truth, am I female fog bank?"
- from the episode 'Heat'
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Max Guevara:"What did it mean? What was that thing you were saying?"
Kendra Maibaum:"It's a haiku. It's hard to translate, but something like 'my remaining days are numbered... brief night'."
Max Guevara:"'Brief night', gloomy, I like it."
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Normal:"You tell Theo, if he's not in tomorrow, he can start looking for another job."
Max Guevara:"I don't know how to break this to you Normal, we're all looking for another job."
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Max Guevara:"Kendra! This is a motorcycle. Its sole reason for being is to go fast, very fast. Not for you to use as a clothesline. Now, make no mistake. I love you as a friend and a roommate, but I love my motorcycle more."
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Sketchy:"You rock Max. You rock!"
Max Guevara:"Easy Sketchy."
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Guard:"We trying to ID the perp or your new girlfriend?"
Logan Cale:"If I just got my ass handed to me by a size three, I might be inclined to mind my own business."
- from the episode 'Heat'
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Kendra Maibaum:"There is only one word for you. It begins with an 's', ends with a 't', and it's got 'ul' in the middle."
Max Guevara:"Sult?"
Kendra Maibaum:"A dyslexic slut at that."
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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Max Guevara:"Gee you are so stupid, the word special comes to mind. Sonrisa recruit you off the short bus?"
- from the episode 'Pilot'
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