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Friar Tuck:"This is grain... which any fool can eat. But for which the Lord intended, a more divine means of consumption. Let us give praise to our maker, and glory to His bounty, by learning about..... beer."
Azeem:"And they call me barbarian."
Robin Hood:"Surely the Lord has the charity to spare a few barrels... for good christian men."
Sheriff of Nottingham:"Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas!"
Sheriff of Nottingham:"I'm going to cut your heart out with a spoon!"
Robin Hood:"Mi'lady, a woman with your beauty has no need for such decorations."
Sheriff of Nottingham:"If you fail, I will personally remove your lying tongue."
Azeem:"No man controls my destiny. Especially not one who attacks downwind and stinks of garlic."
Friar Tuck:"He giveth and He taketh away."
Friar Tuck:"I'd rather roast in hell!"
Robin Hood:"One free man, defending his home, is more powerful then 10 hired soldiers."
Friar Tuck:"Thank you Lord for teaching me humility."
Robin Hood:"You know, for an infidel you have uncommon clarity of thinking."
Sheriff of Nottingham:"Join us or die."
Maid Marian:"Men speak conveniently of love when it suits their purpose, and when it doesn't its a burden to them."
Bishop of Hereford:"And do you Marian, take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?"
Sheriff of Nottingham:"Yes of course she does!"
Sir Guy of Gisborne:"Well perhaps we could create a name for him. Something to drive fear into the hearts of the populace. Maybe Locksley the lethal or reeking Robin."
Sheriff of Nottingham:"Whatever! I want him dead by the next full moon!"
Robin Hood:"It's a hot day my friend, to burden your horse with such a heavy purse."
Robin Hood:"You will not regret it."
Friar Tuck:"Aye! But you may!"
Robin Hood:"You travel 10,000 miles to save my life and leave me to be butchered?!"
Azeem:"I fulfill my vows when I choose."
Robin Hood:"Which does not include prayer times, or meal times, or anytime I'm outnumbered six to one!?"
Azeem:"You whine like a mule! You are still alive."
Sir Guy of Gisborne:"I'm sure you shall find it much more difficult to sing with a sword in your gullet."
Sir Guy of Gisborne:"Why a spoon cousin? Why not an axe?"
Sheriff of Nottingham:"Because it's dull you twit! It will hurt more!"
Sheriff of Nottingham:"Well at least I didn't use a spoon. It's good steel."
Villager:"What about our kin?! The Sheriff has taken all they got too!"
Robin Hood:"Then by god we take it back!"
Robin Hood:"You understand of course, I had to try."
Azeem:"I would have succeeded."
Sheriff of Nottingham:"Shut up you twit!"
Azeem:"The hospitality in this country is as warm as the weather."
Little John:"Welcome to Sherwood friar!"