RJ:"You were awesome my man! You had me scared! I was about to come out there and beat you with a book myself!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"I buried some nuts in the woods and I know where they are and I'll be right back! Bye!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"Oh! Oh! I can burp my ABC's! 'A', 'B', 'C'..."
RJ:"Hammy!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"What is that?!"
RJ:"That my friend, is a magical combination of corn flour, dehydrated cheese solids, BHA, BHT, and good old MSG; a.k.a., the chip, nacho cheese flavor."
RJ:"You like this cookie? Well this cookie's junk!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"But I like the cookie."
RJ:"Oh come on! You haven't even tried donuts yet! You wanna store fat? That is the way to store some fat! You'll be sweating through the winter!"
RJ:"Please! I'm just a desperate guy trying to feed his family!"
Vincent:"You don't have a family."
RJ:"I meant a family of one."
Hammy the Squirrel:"Where's the food?! Is there any food left?! I'm really hungry, so is there any food left in here, huh?!"
Ozzie the Possum:"Oh great and powerful Steve! What do you want?!"
Gladys:"You see? This is exactly why I called the exterminator. To kill them before they get hurt like this."
Hammy the Squirrel:"Morning!"
Verne:"Morning Hammy."
Hammy the Squirrel:"I gotta go wee wee."
Verne:"Oh, not in the lake we drink from!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"It never ends! ... It never ends that way too!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"You want to help me find my nuts?!"
Nugent the Dog:"Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play! Play!"
Ozzie the Possum:"Playing Possum is what we do. We die, so that we live!"
Hammy the Squirrel:"I'm a crazy rabid squirrel! I want my cookies! I'm rabid! I'm foaming at the mouth! I'm foaming!"
RJ the Raccoon:"Look Verne, you said a word yesterday. About your little gang here. Starts with an 'F'. Do you remember what it was?"
Verne the Turtle:"Family?"
RJ the Raccoon:"Right, right, that. You know, that got me right here. You see Verne, I used to have all that. My own place, surrounded by loved ones, universal remote. But then all that went away with the weed hacker incident."
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