Lt. Schaffer:"Do me a favor will you? Next time you have one of these things, keep it an all British operation."
Major Smith:"Broadsword calling Danny boy, Broadsword calling Danny boy, over."
Major Smith:"Broadsword calling Danny boy, Broadsword calling Danny boy, over."
Major Smith:"Well that was quick."
Lt. Schaffer:"Fear lent him wings as the saying goes."
Mary Elison:"You must be mad."
Major Smith:"If I wasn't, what would I be doing in this job?"
Bursts from an MP40 sub machine gun (from near the end of the movie)
Major Smith:"You are going up to the castle tonight as, well, yes as a domestic."
Mary Elison:"How? Naked?"
Major Smith:"Not a bad idea, but its a bit obvious."
Colonel Turner:"A public trial would be embarrassing. Painful, not only for myself, but also British Intelligence and Admiral Rolland."
Major Smith:"Perhaps, but not as painful as that long drop to the end of the rope."
Major Smith:"In your own idiom, you're a 'punk'. And a pretty second rate punk at that."
Lt. Schaffer:"You seem to have a lot of women stashed around this country Major."
Lt. Schaffer:"'Second rate punk' huh?"
Major Smith:"All I could think of in the spur of the moment."
Lt. Schaffer:"Thanks, that even makes it worse."
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