The Pretender sound clips

The Pretender (1996-2000)

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Broots:"Well, I don't usually remember my dreams, but this particular one was... I was sitting in some kind of a bar and uh, everybody was walking around wearing leather. And I was trying to flirt with the bartender, who was a woman. All this time, I'm talking, saying some really clever things, and, you know, like, like 'dream clever', and then, she turns around and it's Miss Parker. And now I'm really turned on and she reaches out and grabs me and pulls me across the bar and starts shoving me into a blender."
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Workman:"Mam, the materials on board are highly explosive!"
Miss Parker:"So am I."
- from the episode 'Exposed'
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Miss Parker:"Do I look like I drive a minivan?!"
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The theme song to the tv show The Pretender (without the intro)
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Miss Parker:"A View-Master with no reel. How tragically symbolic."
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Beach Boy:"I never experienced such a connection to another human being in my entire life."
Miss Parker:"Maybe if you showered once in awhile, the experience wouldn't be quite so unique."
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Miss Parker:"Where's Planned Parenthood when you need them."