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Sherlock Holmes:"What a busy afterlife you're having."

Irene Adler:"Why are you always so suspicious?"
Sherlock Holmes:"Shall I answer chronologically or alphabetically?"

Big Joe:"I hope you get bail by breakfast because the boys are getting hungry."

Inspector Lestrade:"Oh I'd leave that alone if I were you boyo."

Inspector Lestrade:"You know, in another life you would've made an excellent criminal."
Sherlock Holmes:"Yes, and you sir, an excellent policeman."

Sherlock Holmes:"In over your head yet darling?"

Sherlock Holmes:"Data! Data! Data! I cannot make bricks without clay!"

Lord Blackwood:"Death is only the beginning."

Doctor Watson:"Does your depravity know no bounds?"

Sherlock Holmes:"No girl wants to marry a doctor who can't tell if a man's dead or not!"

Doctor Watson:"You do know what you're drinking is meant for eye surgery?"

Sherlock Holmes:"This mustn't register on an emotional level."

Flora:"Reckon your future sir?"
Sherlock Holmes:"Absolutely not."
Doctor Watson:"No thank you mam."
Flora:"You need to hear what I have to tell you."
Sherlock Holmes:"We have no need of your lucky heather, gypsy woman!"
Flora:"Even if it's to do with Mary? Oh, I see two men. Brothers. Not in blood, but in bond."
Doctor Watson:"What of Mary?"
Flora:"'M' for mary. For Marriage, oh you will be married."
Doctor Watson:"Go on."
Flora:"Oh, I see patterned tablecloths and china figurines and lace dollies!"
Sherlock Holmes:"Hm, dollies."
Doctor Watson:"Lace dollies? Holmes, does your depravity know no bounds?!"
Sherlock Holmes:"No."
Flora:"Oh she turns to fat! Oh, she has a beard!"
Sherlock Holmes:"What of the warts?!"
Flora:"Oh, and she's covered in warts!"
Sherlock Holmes:"Are they extensive?!"
Doctor Watson:"Please! Enough!"

Doctor Watson:"You look gorgeous."

Lord Blackwood:"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

Sherlock Holmes:"Meat or potatoes?"

Dredger in French:"Did you miss me?"

Mrs Hudson:"Tea, Mister Holmes?"
Sherlock Holmes:"Is it poisoned, nanny?!"

Tanner:"You would not last one day in the navy!"

Doctor Watson:"Nut him!"

Sherlock Holmes:"I, using musical theory, have created order out of chaos."

Sherlock Holmes:"Madam, I need you to remain calm, and trust me, I'm a professional. Beneath this pillow lies the key to my release."

Sherlock Holmes:"Crime is common, logic is rare."

Sherlock Holmes:"My mind rebels at stagnation. Give me problems, give me work."

Sherlock Holmes:"First, distract target. Then block his blind jab. Counter with cross to the left cheek. Discombobulate. Dazed, he'll attempt a wild hay maker. Employ the elbow block and body shot. Block thorough left. Weaken right jaw. Now fracture. Break cracked ribs. Traumatize, solar plexus. Dislocate jaw entirely. Heel kick to diaphragm. In summary: ears ringing, jaw fractured, three ribs cracked, four broken, diaphragm haemorrhaging. Physical recovery: 6 weeks. Full psychological recovery: 6 months. Capacity to spit at back of head, neutralized."

Sherlock Holmes:"I feel safer already."

Sherlock Holmes:"Head cocked to the left, partial deafness in ear: first point of attack. Two: throat; paralyze vocal chords, stop scream. Three: got to be a heavy drinker, floating rib to the liver. Four: finally, drag in left leg, fist to patella. Summary prognosis: unconscious in ninety seconds, martial efficacy quarter of an hour at best. Full faculty recovery: unlikely."

Lord Coward:"How terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise."