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Colonel Quaritch:"As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed."
Dr. Grace Augustine:"Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be hard for you."
Dr. Grace Augustine:"Don't play with that, you'll go blind."
Jake Sully:"Who has a date with the chief's daughter?"
Venture Star Crew Chief:"Let nobody be dead today, looks very bad on my report."
Colonel Quaritch:"I'm getting all emotional. I might just give you a big wet kiss."
Jake Sully:"One life ends, another begins."
Dr. Grace Augustine:"Who did you expect numbnuts?!"
Marine:"Look at all this fresh meat!"
Colonel Quaritch:"You are not in Kansas anymore."
Colonel Quaritch:"You let me down son."
Colonel Quaritch:"Haven't gotten lost in the woods, have you?"
Jake Sully:"There's no such thing as an ex marine. You may be out, but you never lose the attitude."
Colonel Quaritch:"You are not in Kansas any more. You are on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact, every second of every day. If there is a hell, you might wanna go there for some R and R after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence, every living thing that crawls, flies or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes. We have an indigenous population of humanoids called the Na'vi. They're fond of arrows dipped in a neuro-toxin that will stop your heart in one minute. And they have bones reinforced with naturally occurring carbon fiber. They are very hard to kill. As head of security, it is my job to keep you alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive you need to cultivate a strong mental attitude. You've got to obey the rules. Pandora rules."
Colonel Quaritch:"Come on! Come to papa!"
Trudy Chacon:"And I was hoping for some sort of tactical plan that didn't involve martyrdom."
Dr. Grace Augustine:"You see! You see! I mean, they're just pissing on us without even the courtesy of calling it rain!"
Colonel Quaritch:"I'm starting to doubt your resolve!"
Parker Selfridge:"This is why we're here. Unobtainium. Because this little gray rock sells for $20 million a kilo. That's the only reason. It's what pays for the whole party. It's what pays for your science. Comprendo? Now those savages are threatening our whole operation. We're on the brink of war and you're supposed to be finding a diplomatic solution. So use what you've got, and get me some results."
Neytiri:"This is sad. Very sad only."
Jake Sully:"So uh, here I am, doing science."
Dr. Grace Augustine:"Parker, there is time to salvage the situation. Parker!"
Colonel Quaritch:"Shut your pie hole!"
Dr. Grace Augustine:"Or what, Ranger Rick?! You're gonna shoot me?!"
Colonel Quaritch:"I can do that."
Parker Selfridge:"What the hell have you people been smoking out there?!"
Colonel Quaritch:"This low gravity will make you soft. You get soft, Pandora will **** you out dead with zero warning."
Dr. Grace Augustine:"Don't do anything unusually stupid."
Venture Star Crew Chief:"Let's go special case, do not make me wait for you!"
Marine:"Ah man, that is just wrong!"