Art: "I'm Art! New Age Philosophy major. Excited to live with you and laugh with you, and cry with you."
Sulley: "That was awesome!"
Chet: "Sorry squirts. Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues."
Professor Brandywine: "Some say that a career as a scream can designer is boring, unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential. Open your text books to chapter 3. We will now plunge into the rich history of scream can design."
Mike Wazowski: "I'm going to need you to take every instinct you have, and bury it deep, deep down."
Mike Wazowski: "Okay, unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check. Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors, and become the greatest scarer ever."
Mike Wazowski: "I'm officially a college student!"
Squishy: "I can't feel my anything."
Art: "I can't go back to jail!"
Squishy: "Oh! A ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!"
Slug Student: "Aw man! I can't be late on the first day!"
Dean Hardscrabble: "Your luck will run out, eventually."
Terri: "It's all about misdirection."
Terry: "Hey, good luck ladies!"
PNK Carrie: "Thanks! We're gonna rip you to pieces!"
Chet: "Oh boy! That is a good point!"
Squishy: "My name's Scott Squibbles. My friends call me Squishy. I'm undeclared, unattached and unwelcomed pretty much everywhere, but here."
Dean Hardscrabble: "Surprise me? I doubt that very much."
Busdriver: "I'm welling up with tears."
Mike Wazowski: "Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional. But everything in my life has lead to this moment. Let it not be just the beginning of my dream, but the beginning of all of our dreams. Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning. Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere. Phil, keep using the ointment until that thing goes away. I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!"
Don: "Hot cocoa train is coming through. Next stop, you."
Mike Wazowski: "I've been waiting for this my whole life."
Monster Inc. Worker: "Welcome to the Scare Floor."
Mike Wazowski: "You're taking this remarkably well."
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