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Princess:"Man that was annoying!"
Soldier:"I am authorized to place you both under arrest, and transport you to a designated resettlement facility..."
Shrek:"Oh really? You and what army?"
Donkey:"Oh and it is lovely! Just beautiful! You are quite a decorator... its amazing what you've done with such a modest budget! I like that boulder! That is a nice boulder!"
Wooden Puppet:"I'm not a puppet! I'm a real boy!"
Donkey:"Please don't turn me in! I'll never be stubborn again! I can change, please give me another chance!"
Lady:"Oh shut up!"
Donkey:"Blue flower, red thorns... blue flower, red thorns... blue flower, red thorns... this would be so much easier if I wasn't color blind!"
Shrek:"Why are you following me?!"
Donkey:"Please! I don't want to go back there! You don't know what its like to be considered a freak!... well, maybe you do, but that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay please!"
Lord Farquaad:"Run run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me, I'm the ginger bread man!"
Lord Farquaad:"Tell me! Or I'll..."
Ginger Bread Man (Gingy):"No not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!"
Donkey:"Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest."
Princess Fiona:"What kind of knight are you?!"
Shrek:"One of a kind."
Shrek:"Sure it's big enough... but look at the location."
Donkey:"This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning... I'm making waffles!"
Donkey:"Oh pick me! Oh I know! I know! Me! Me!"
Princess Fiona:"You didn't slay the dragon?!"
Shrek:"It's on my to-do list, now come on!"
Donkey:"Hey wait a minute, I got a great idea! I'll stick with you!"
Donkey:"Oh wow! That was really scary! And if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work your breathe certainly will get the job done because you definitely need some tic-tacs or something because your breathe stinks!"
Shrek:"Oh no no no, dead broad off the table!"
Dwarf:"Where else are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken."
Donkey:"Look, you love this woman don't you?"
Donkey:"You wanna hold her?!"
Donkey:"Then you got to got to try a little tenderness! The chicks love that romantic crap!"
Donkey:"Before this is over, I'm gonna need a whole lot of serious therapy."
Shrek:"Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday!"
Donkey:"Don't die Shrek! And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!"
Donkey:"Wow!.... lets do that again!"
Shrek:"No! No no no no!"