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Worf:"I do not see why it is necessary to wear these ridiculous uniforms." Riker:"Protocol." Worf:"They look like dresses." Riker:"That is an incredibly outmoded and sexiest attitude. I'm surprised at you. Besides, you look good in a dress."
Data:"Goodbye Spot. He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement number 25." Worf:"I understand." Data:"And he will require water, and you must provide him with a sandbox, and you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat..." Worf:"I will feed him." Data:"Perhaps that will be enough."
Data:"To function aboard a starship, or in any human activity, you must learn to form relationships." Q:"It's so hard." Data:"And of more immediate importance is your ability to work within groups." Q:"I'm not good in groups. It's difficult to work in a group when you're omnipotent."
Chief O'Brien:"Fletcher, tell Munoz and Lee to get up here right away. We have to re-align the entire power grid. We'll all be burning the midnight oil on this one." Data:"That would be inadvisable." Chief O'Brien:"Excuse me?" Data:"If you attempt to ignite a petroleum product on this ship at zero hundred hours, you will activate the fire suppression system, which would seal off this entire compartment."
Data:"I have heard that in moments of diplomatic tension, it is often helpful to find elements of commonality." Worf:"Ambassador Byleth is demanding, temperamental and rude!" Data:"You share all of those qualities in abundance. Perhaps you should try to build on your similarities."