Harry Potter:"Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
Hermione:"You've got dirt on your nose by the way. Did you know?"
Rubeus Hagrid:"Never insult Albus Dumbledore in front of me."
Dumbledore:"Good luck Harry Potter."
Uncle Vernon:"He'll not be going!"
Rubeus Hagrid:"Oh, and I suppose a great muggle like yourself is gonna stop him are ya?"
Uncle Vernon:"There's no such thing as magic!"
Uncle Vernon:"I'm warning you now boy. Any funny business, any at all, and you won't have any meals for a week!"