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black.wav (56k)
Joe:"Hello, I'm Joe Black. It's nice meeting you."

butter.wav (92k)
Joe:"I would prefer some peanut butter."
Butler:"How would you like that sir? On some kind of toast?
Joe:"Toast? No, just the butter.

conviction.wav (168k)
Bill:"He developed evidence you were working both sides of the fence. Unfortunatly there is what is known as a conflict of interest."
Joe:"Undisclosed conflict of interest."
Bill:"An offense."
Joe:"An indictable offense."
Bill:"And a likely conviction."
Joe:"Very likely."

cookies.wav (27k)
Joe:"Thank you for the delicious cookies."

death.wav (34k)
Bill:"Your not Death, your just a kid in a suit."
Joe:"The suit came with the body."

deathandtaxes.wav (109k)
Drew:"Who would've believed it. You, an IRS agent."
Joe:"Death and taxes."

dinner.wav (66k)
Bill:"When I introduce you... if I say who you are. I don't think anyone will stay for dinner."

eating.wav (116k)
Susan:"What happened to that sweet guy from the coffe shop? Who are you anyway? And..... what are you eating?"
Joe:"Peanut butter."

enjoy.wav (112k)
Butler:"Peanut butter man now eh sir?"
Joe:"Yes... I believe I am. I throughly enjoy this peanut butter."

fire.wav (92k)
Joe:"You tell me Bill."
Bill:"No! How about you telling me! I asked a simple question and I expect a straight answer. Thats what I'm used to, and if anybody doesn't give it to me I fire."

irs.wav (87k)
Eddie:"Mr. Black, may we say thank you."
Joe:"My pleasure... This is an IRS agent's dream. I'll be promoted chief of section with this."

lips.wav (68k)
Drew:"You're talking through your hat. You're offering me a deal because you got no proof."
Bill:"Proof? We got plenty of proof."
Joe:"And he's talking through his lips."

loveis.wav (86k)
Joe:"So thats what love is according to William Parrish?"
Bill:"Multiplied by infinity and taken to the depth of forever, and you will still have barely a glimpse of what I'm talking about."

lucky.wav (53k)
Joe:"This is a lucky day. I just get into the big bad city and not only do I find a doctor, but a beautiful woman as well."

office.wav (138k)
Drew:"Glad I could be of some help. I keep regular office hours. If there is furthur information you might need on sayings, common phrases, manners of speaking. My door is wide open. The tea I can provide perhaps even the milk... low fat."

onegirl.wav (34k)
Susan:"So your a one girl guy..."
Joe:"Yes I am."

pirate.wav (153k)
Bill:"Your looking at a man that is tonight not walking into the valley of the shadow of death, he's galloping into it. At the same time, the business he built with his own hands and his own head has been accommodated by a couple of cheat pirates. Oh yes, I almost forgot. My daughter has fallen in love with death."

sexy.wav (59k)
Susan:"There's something so indescribably sexy about you standing in a middle of a crowd."

taxes.zip (62k)
Drew:"Its every bit as certain as death an taxes."
Joe:"Death and taxes?"
Drew:"Yes."
Joe:"Death and taxes?"
Drew:"Yes."
Joe:"What an odd pairing."
Drew:"It's just a saying Mr. Black."
Joe:"Hmm... by whom?"
Drew:"Doesn't matter."
Joe:"Then why'd you bring it up?"
Drew:"You're not familiar with the phrase 'in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes'?"
Joe:"Well I am now."

thorns.wav (52k)
Drew:"It's just life Quincy... wake up, smell the thorns."

throwup.wav (10k)
Drew:"Mind if I throw up?"

vacation.wav (37k)
Joe:"Easy Bill... you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation."

whoisthatguy.wav (23k)
Drew:"Who is that guy?!"

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