Kat Stratford:"I hate the way
you talk to me, and the way
you cut
your hair. I hate the way
you drive my car, I hate it when
you stare. I hate
your big dumb combat boots, and the way
you read my mind. I hate
you so much it makes me sick, it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way
you're always right, I hate it when
you lie. I hate it when
you make me laugh, even worse when
you make me cry. I hate it when
you're not around, and the fact that
you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate
you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all."
Aron Ralston:"So the guide book says that the route's through here, but I know a better way. The cool way. Guaranteed best time
you can have with
your clothes on. Although, it's better with
your clothes off."
Aron Ralston:"Alright, now all
you got to remember is that everything will be ok."
Aron Ralston:"Good morning everyone! It is seven o'clock here, in Canyonlands, USA. And this morning, on the boulder, we have a very special guest, self-proclaimed American super hero Aron Ralston! Let's hear it from Aron! Hi, oh, gosh, it's. It's a real pleasure to be here, thank
you. Thank
you. Hey, can I say hi to my mom and dad? Mom and dad? Mustn't forget mom and dad, right Aron? Yeah, that's right. Hey mom. I'm really sorry I didn't answer the phone the other night. If I had I would have told
you where I was going and then, well I probably wouldn't be here right now. That's for sure! But like I always say: "
Your supreme selfishness, is our gain". Thank
you Aron. Anyone else
you'd like to say hi to? Umm, well Brian at work. "Hi, Aron". Hey, I probably won't be making it in to work today. Ha ha ha. Get a load of this guy! Oh, wait, hold on. We've got a question coming in from another Aron, in Loser Canyon, Utah. Aron asks: Am I right in thinking even if Brian from work notifies the police, they'll put a 24-hour hold on it before they file a missing persons report, which means
you won't become officially missing until midday Wednesday at the earliest? Yeah,
you're right on the money there, Aron. Which means, I'll probably be dead by then. Aron, from Loser Canyon, Utah, how do
you know so much? Well, I'll tell
you how I know so much. I volunteer for the rescue service.
You see, I'm something of a, well a big ****ing hard hero. And I can do everything on my own,
you see? I do see! Now, is it true that despite, or maybe because
you're a big ****ing hard hero,
you didn't tell anyone where
you were going? oh, Yeah, that's absolutely correct. Anyone? Anyone. Oops."
HAL 9000: "Has the mission been completed?
You know that I have the greatest enthusiasm for it."
Sergeant Farrell:"If
you look at the whole life of the planet, we,
you know, man, has only been around for a few blinks of an eye. So if the infection wipes us all out, that is a return to normality."
Jim:"So I was thinking..."
Selena:"
You were thinking that
you'll never hear another piece of original music ever again.
You'll never read a book that hasn't already been written or see a film that hasn't already been shot"
Jim:"Ummm, that's what
you were thinking."
Xerxes:"There will be no glory in
your sacrifice. I will erase even the memory of Sparta from the histories. The world will never know
you existed at all."
King Leonidas:"The world will know that free men stood against a tyrant, that few stood against many, and before this battle was over, that even a god king can bleed."
Persian Messenger:"Choose
your next words carefully Leonidas. They may be
your last as king."
King Leonidas:"Let me guess,
you must be Xerxes."
Xerxes:"Come Leonidas, let us reason together. It would be a regrettable waste. It would be nothing short of madness for
you, brave king, and
your valiant troops to perish. All because of a simple misunderstanding. There is much our cultures could share."
King Leonidas:"Haven't
you noticed? We've been sharing our culture with
you all morning."
King Leonidas:"It would take more than the words of a drunken adolescent girl to rob me of my desire of
you."
King Leonidas:"Spartans! Prepare for glory!"
Daxos:"Glory? Have
you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death."
King Leonidas:"It's an easy choice for us, Arcadian! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every Greek assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while
your at it, search
your own."
Stelios:"Go now! Run along and tell
your Xerxes he faces free men here, not slaves!"
Persian:"No, not slaves.
Your women will be slaves. By noon this day,
you will be dead men. A thousand nations of the Persian Empire descend upon
you! Our arrows will blot out the sun!"
Stelios:"Then we will fight in the shade."
Xerxes:"Consider the fate of
your women."
King Leonidas:"Clearly,
you don't know our women. I might as well have marched them up here, judging by what I've seen."
King Leonidas:"Spartans! Ready
your breakfasts and eat hearty, for tonight we dine in hell!"
Daxos:"I saw those ships smashed on the rocks. How can this be?"
Stelios:"We saw but a fraction of the monster that is Xerxes' army."
Daxos:"There can be no victory here. Why do
you smile?!"
Stelios:"Arcadian, I've fought countless times, yet I have never met an adversary who could offer me what we Spartans call a 'beautiful death'. I can only hope, with all the world's warriors gathered against us, there might be one down there who is up to the task."
