Legolas:"Final count, 42." Gimli:"42? That's not bad for a pointy eared elvish princling. I myself have sitting pretty on 43."
Legolas shoots the Uruk-Hai Gimli is sitting on. Legolas:"43." Gimli:"He was already dead!" Legolas:"He was twitching." Gimli:"He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"
Remmy:"Whoa now slow down. He did what?" Quinn:"He gave her an engagement ring." Remmy:"This is unbelievable!" Professor Arturo:"Not as far as he's concerned." Remmy:"After one date?!" Professor Arturo:"Well bear in mind she hasn't said yes yet." Remmy:"Ok now is she wearing the ring?" Quinn:"She didn't want to take it... he insisted." Remmy:"Don't you guys know anything about women?! Once they put the rock on the finger its all over!"
Professor Arturo:"I love a well made barrel lock Mr. Brown. All those sensitive tumblers awaiting the intimate caress of a precision made key." Remmy:"You can pick it?" Professor Arturo:"In a manner of speaking."
Rembrandt:"Who do you suppose they're going to eat first?" Professor Arturo:"I suppose the younger, more tender." Quinn:"Age before beauty, its a universal tenant." Rembrandt:"Don't look at me, I'm just a chicken mcnugget, you're the quarter pounder!"
Professor Arturo:"Well gentleman, we're in a world where they do not like to kiss pretty ladies for a little over 2 days." Rembrandt:"Oh great! We get 20 minutes in wealthy land, we're stuck 2 days here in psychoville!"
Professor Arturo:"I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speak-a like-a this. Do I speak-a like this? No. Why?! Because I am an Englishman, you blistering idiot!"
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