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Gimli:"What's happening out there?!"
Legolas:"Shall I describe it to you? Or would you like me to find you a box?"

Gollum:"The muck and pool is nice and cool, so juicy sweet! Our only wish, to catch a fish, so juicy sweet!"

Gimli:"You'll find more cheer in a graveyard."

Eomer:"I would cut off your head dwarf, if it stood but a little higher from the ground."

Saruman:"There will be no dawn for men!"

Gimli:"I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! Very dangerous over short distances!"

Faramir:"Good speech. Nice and short."
Boromir:"Leaves more time for drinking! Break out the ale! These men are thirsty!"

Pippen:"Don't talk to it Merry! Don't encourage it!"

Legolas:"Final count, 42."
Gimli:"42? That's not bad for a pointy eared elvish princling. I myself have sitting pretty on 43."
Legolas shoots the Uruk-Hai Gimli is sitting on.
Legolas:"43."
Gimli:"He was already dead!"
Legolas:"He was twitching."
Gimli:"He was twitching because he's got my axe embedded in his nervous system!"

Gandalf:"I have not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm!"

Gollum:"Come on hobbits! Long ways to go yet! Smeagol will show you the way. Follow me.

Frodo Baggins:"Frodo Baggins is my name, and this is Samwise Gamgee."
Faramir:"Your bodyguard?"
Sam Gamgee:"His gardener."

Merry:"Longbottom leaf! The finest pipe weed in the south farthing!"
Pippen:"It's perfect! One barrel each! Wait! Do you think we should share it with Treebeard?"
Merry:"No! No! Dead plant and all that. I don't think he'd understand. Could be a distant relative."
Pippen:"Oh I get it. Don't be hasty."
Merry:"Exactly!"

Saruman:"If the wall is breached, Helms Deep will fall."
Grima Wormtongue:"Even if it is breached, it would take a number beyond reckoning, thousands to storm the keep!"
Saruman:"Tens of thousands."
Grima Wormtongue:"But my lord, there is no such force!"
The roar of the Uruk-hai

Faramir:"The Shire must truly be a great realm Master Gamgee, where gardeners are held in high honor."

Uruk-Hai:"Looks like meat is back on the menu boys!"

Saruman:"A new power is rising! Its victory is at hand! This night the land will be stained with the blood of Rohan! March to Helm's Deep! Leave none alive! To war! "

Smeagol:"Masterzz my friend!"
Gollum:"You don't have any friends! Nobody likes you!"

Pippen:"What are you doing?"
Merry:"Nothing. The worlds back to normal."

King Theoden:"Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn!"

Boromir:"Remember today little brother! Today life is good."

Legolas:"The white wizard approaches."