Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"By all that I hold sacred, I swear you this man's death."
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"Happy is the rascal, traveling life's byways, to whom the gods say, here is an easy switch. You may have lost Diana on the highway, but look, there is Aphrodite in a ditch."
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"I fall in love constantly, indiscriminately! The effect is the same as if I never fell in love at all."
Sausage Maker:"Are you mad?!"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"Completely sir. We're all of us out of our minds. Have you never observed it?"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"If you fidget, I may draw blood. You're making me nervous. Now where was I?"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"Ah, my friend Chabrillaine. I know, my face. It reminds you of a 'bos taurus horrendus'."
Chevalier de Chabrillaine:"Huh? What's that?"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"An Ethiopian ox."
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"On second thought, I realize that I am very much interested in politics. And I would be proud to serve the people of France in their hour of need!"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"Forgive the intrusion, but vehicle ordinance number 4012 forbids osculation in public conveyances. First offenders get three days in the pillory."
Lawyer:"Moreau! I can't see you!"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"You must be shortsighted, I'm here."
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"I can no longer be taught by the man who taught my enemy. So, what is more fitting in a mad world, then to be taught by the man who taught the man who taught my enemy!"
Lawyer:"Andre, you're dressed very oddly. Are you in trouble too?"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"Well not yet darling, but it threatens. I have a young lady downstairs in a coach with an itch to be married. She's made two attempts since breakfast and her temper is rising."
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"Why? Why? Before all the saints in heaven, why?!"
Andre Moreau (Scaramouche):"The oceans are full of fish and the heavens with stars. To contemplate one woman to the exclusion of all others may be for some men, but not for me."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"I know my clothes are a little conservative, but we English always dress as if we're going to a funeral when we're on a holiday."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"I probably looked like a prize idiot and talked like one too."
Princess Flavia:"You're too modest. You really looked and acted like a King today."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"Oh, thank you."
Princess Flavia:"It was delightfully unexpected."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"Oh."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"I was hoping that our skeleton was safe at home in our family cupboard."
Captain Tarlenheim:"Some skeletons are prodigious travelers."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"Well I think everything went off very well don't you? For a coronation. I mean, that is, not that a coronation shouldn't go well. Provided the king puts in an appearance suitably dressed and suitably rehearsed."
Princess Flavia:"And suitably sober."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"And suitably sober! Yes, I was hoping you would notice that."
King Rudolf V:"I propose a toast."
Man:"Here here!"
Captain Tarlenheim:"Another toast!"
King Rudolf V:"A toast to... have we anybody left?"
Rudolf Rassendyll:"Your brother Michael perhaps?"
King Rudolf V:"We drink to Michael in vinegar my friend, not in good wine."
Rudolf Rassendyll:"I hope your trout take as much interest in me as you do. I shan't be able to land them fast enough."
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