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Jerry 'Rev' Harris:"There's too much male bonding going on in here for me."
Guy:"What did they do up there? Brainwash them?"
Neighbor:"Your like an answer to our prayers!"
Coach Boone:"No, wait a minute. I'm not an answer to your prayers. I'm not a savior, or a Jesus Christ, Martin Luther King, or the Easter bunny. I'm a football coach, that's all. Just a football coach."
Neighbor:"You're our coach!"
Coach Boone:"Listen up! I don't care if your black, green, blue, white, or orange! I want all of my defensive players on this side, and all players going out for offense over here! Right now!"
Nicky Boone:"Momma? Are all white girls that crazy?"
Coach Yoast:"Gary, I think this is a good time for reflection and for prayer."
Gary Bertier:"Coach, I'm hurt, I ain't dead."
Coach Yoast:"This isn't about me. I'm worried about my boys."
Coach Boone:"Well I ain't gonna cook'em and eat'em."
Coach Yoast:"There's a fine line between tough and crazy and your flirting with it."
The Titan's intro song for the games
Coach Boone:"This is where they fought the battle of Gettysburg. Fifty thousand men died right here on this field, fighting the same fight that we are still fighting among ourselves today. This green field right here, painted red, bubbling with the blood of young boys. Smoke and hot lead pouring right through their bodies. Listen to their souls, men. 'I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred destroyed my family.' You listen, and you take a lesson from the dead. If we don't come together right now on this hallowed ground, we too will be destroyed, just like they were. I don't care if you like each other or not, but you will respect each other. And maybe, I don't know, maybe we'll learn to play this game like men."
High Schooler:"You talking to my girl?!"
Petey Jones:"I don't see any livestock around here so I don't know what your talking about."
Coach Boone:"Think you have a future in football?"
Louie Lastik:"Heck no! I just figure if I gotta to be in school I might as well hit some people while I'm at it."
Coach Yoast:"Who do they think they are? The New York Jets?"
Coach Boone:"This is no democracy! It is a dictatorship! I am the law! If you survive camp, you will be on the team, if you survive."
Coach Boone:"What's the matter?"
Louie Lastik:"I'm eligible."
Coach Boone:"Well I'm glad to hear that son, but I'm already married."
Coach Boone:"We will be perfect in every aspect of the game. You drop a pass, you run a mile. You miss a blocking assignment, you run a mile. You fumble the football, and I will break my foot off in your john brown hind parts, and then you will run a mile."
Coach Boone:"What did you say?!"
Blue Stanton:"I need a water break."
Coach Boone:"You need a water break? Water is for cowards. Water makes you weak. Water is for washing blood of that uniform, and you don't get no blood on my uniform. Boy you must be outside your mind!"
Alan Bosley:"I don't even have to ask, but I will. What do you think of this one?"
Blue Stanton:"Does the term cruel and unusual punishment mean anything to you?!"
Coach Boone:"I want you to tell me something about one of your black teammates."
Louie Lastik:"Sir yes sir! I'm rooming with Blue sir! And I've noticed he wears those spotted underwear, bikini style sir!"
Coach Boone:"Ok, maybe somebody who's not your roommate."