Acclaimed American actor best known for his role as Wash in Joss Whedon's Firefly. He's also appeared in DodgeBall, A Knight's Tale, I, Robot and Dollhouse.
Wat:"Betray us, and I will fong you, until your insides are out, your outsides are in, your entrails will become your extrails! I will rip... all the... Pain, lots of pain!"
Wash Washburne:"Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next?" Zoe Washburne:"Either blow us all up or rub soup in her hair. It's a toss-up." Wash Washburne:"I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it."
Zoe Washburne:"Where's River at now?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"In her room, which I'm thinking we bolt from the outside from now on." Wash Washburne:"That's a little extreme, isn't it?" Jayne Cobb:"Anyone remember her coming at me with a butcher's knife?" Wash Washburne:"Wacky fun." Jayne Cobb:"You wanna go little man?!" Wash Washburne:"Only if it's someplace with candlelight."
Jayne Cobb:"What, are you saying she's a witch?" Wash Washburne:"Yes, Jayne, she's a witch. She has had congress with the Beast." Jayne Cobb:"She's in Congress?"
Zoe Washburne:"Is there any way I'm going to get out of this with honor and dignity?" Wash Washburne:"You're pretty down to ritual suicide, Lambi-toes."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What in the hell happened back there?!" Wash:"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl... cuz I don't think that's ever getting old."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What was that?" Wash:"Did you see that?" Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Was that the primary buffer panel?" Wash:"It did seem to resemble..." Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my goram ship for no apparent reason?!"
Zoe:"So, trap?" Mal:"Trap." Zoe:"We going in?" Mal:"We're only but a few hours out." Wash:"Yeah, but remember the part where it's a trap?" Mal:"Well if that's the case, then Inara is already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we get a shot at seeing whose turning these wheels. We go in." Kaylee:"But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people." Mal:"You all were watching I take it." Kaylee:"Yes..." Mal:"Did you see us fight?" Kaylee:"No." Mal:"Trap."
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