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Operative:"That girl will rain destruction down on you and your ship. She is an albatross, Captain."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Way I remember it, albatross was a ship's good luck, until some idiot killed it. Yes, I've read a poem. Try not to faint."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"You shot me in the back! I haven't made you angry have I?"

Jayne Cobb: "Shiny, let's be bad guys."

Inara:"We have every reason to be afraid."
Jayne:"Why? Cuz this guy beat up Mal? That ain't so hard."
Mal:"He didn't beat me up! Nobody said that!"

Shepherd Book:"I don't care what you believe, just believe."

River:"I swallowed a bug."

Jayne Cobb: "She is starting to damage my calm."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"You want to run this ship?!"
Jayne:"Yes!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well... you can't!"

Zoe:"It's a fair bet the Alliance knows about Mr. Universe. They're gonna see this coming."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"No... They're not going to see this coming."

Shepherd Book:"You can't order me around boy! I'm not one of your crew!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Yes you are..."

Zoe:"At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Dear Budda, please bring me a pony, and a plastic rocket..."
Inara:"Mal! What are you doing here?!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well you invited me."
Inara:"I didn't think for a second you'd be stupid enough to come!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well that makes you kind of a tease doesn't it."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"This is the captain, we have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then... explode."

Operative:"I know how you must feel about the Alliance."
Mal:"You really don't."

The Fruity Oaty Bars jingle in the bar

Jayne Cobb:"Eating people alive? Where does that get fun?"

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"You all wanna be looking very intently at your own belly buttons. I see a head start to rise, violence is going to ensue. Probably guessed we mean to be thieving here but what we're after is not yours. So, let's have no undue fussing."

Man:"You know that girl?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I really don't."

Operative:"This is a good death... there's no shame in this."

Operative:"I have to say captain, I am impressed that you would come for her yourself... and that you would make it this far... in that outfit."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I can be very graceful when I need to."

Jayne Cobb: "Boy it sure would be nice if we had some grenades don't you think?!"

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Well, just get us on the ground."
Wash:"That part will happen pretty definitely."

Kaylee:"Going on a year now I ain't had nothing twixt my nethers weren't run on batteries!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Oh God! I can't know that!"
Jayne Cobb:"I could stand to hear a little more."

Wash:"We all here? What's going on? Hello?"

Operative:"I should tell you, so that you don't waste your time. You can't make me angry."
Inara:"Please, spend an hour with him."

Wash:"This landing is gonna get pretty interesting."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Define interesting."
Wash:"Oh god oh god we're all gonna die!"

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What in the hell happened back there?!"
Wash:"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 pound girl... cuz I don't think that's ever getting old."

Operative:"You should know there's no shame in this. You've done remarkable things... but your fighting a war you've already lost."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Yeah well I'm known for that."

Wash:"I am a leaf on the wind... watch how I soar."

Operative:"Where are you hiding little girl?"

Simon:"My one regret in all of this, is never being with you."
Kaylee:"With me? You mean to say as... sex?"
Simon:"I mean to say..."
Kaylee:"To hell with this! I'm gonna live!"

Operative:"I have a warship in deep orbit, Captain. We locked onto Serenity's pulse beacon the moment you hit atmo. I can speak a word and send a missile to that exact location inside of three minutes."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"You do that, you'd best make peace with your dear and fluffy lord."

Zoe:"In the time of war, we would've never left a man stranded."
Mal:"Maybe that's why we lost."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"It ain't all buttons and charts, little albatross. You know what the first rule of flying is? Well I suppose you do, since you already know what I'm about to say."
River:"I do... But I like to hear you say it."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Love. You can learn all the math in the Verse, but you take a boat in the air that you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turn of the worlds. Love keeps her in the air when she ought to fall down, tells ya she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What the hell?!"
Wash:"It's ok! I'm a leaf on the wind!"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What does that mean?!"

Operative:"You should have let me see her, Captain. We should have done this as men, not with fire."

Jayne Cobb:"Captain's right. Can't be thinking on revenge if we're gonna get through this!"
Zoe:"Do you really think any of us are gonna get through this?"
Jayne Cobb:"Well I might."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"There's a lot of fine ways to die. I ain't waiting for the Alliance to choose mine!"

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I aim to misbehave."

River:"You take care of me Simon. You've always taken care of me. My turn."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I start fighting a war, I guarantee, you'll see something new."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Listen up, we're coming down to empty that vault!"
Guard:"You have to give me your authorization password."
Gunshots
Guard:"Ok."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"So your gonna ride shotgun with me, help me fly?"
River:"That's the plan."

Operative:"Do you really believe that?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I do."
Operative:"Are you willing to die for that belief?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"I am... Course that ain't exactly plan A."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What are you doing?"
Inara:"I'm praying for you Mal."

Mal:"Remember, if anything happens to me or you don't hear from me within the hour, you take this ship, you come and you rescue me."
Zoe:"What? Risk my ship?"
Mal:"I mean it!"

Simon:"They taught me a safe word... in case something happened."
Kaylee:"I'm not sure I get it."
Simon:"It's a phrase that makes her fall asleep. If I speak the words..."
Jayne:"Don't say it!"
Zoe:"It only works on her Jayne."
Jayne:"Well now I know that."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"They take you down, I don't expect to grieve over much. Like to kill you myself, I see you again."
Operative:"You won't... there is nothing left to see."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Kaylee, what in the sphincter of hell are you playing at?! We got the primary buffer coming right..."
Kaylee:"Everythings shiny, Captain. Not to fret."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds: "I don't plan on any shooting taking place during this job."
Jayne Cobb: "Well, what you plan and what takes place ain't ever exactly been similar."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Sorry about the throat. I expect you want to say your famous last words right now. Just one trouble, I ain't gonna kill you. Hell, I'm going to grant your greatest wish... I'm going to show you a world without sin."

Kaylee:"Don't mind the Captain none Simon. I know he'll look out for her. They'll be back before you can spit... well not that you spit."

River:"Storm's getting worse."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"We'll pass through it soon enough."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"The government's man, he says your a danger to us, not worth helping. Is he right? Are you anything but a weapon? I've staked my crew's life on the theory that you're a person, actual and whole, and if I'm wrong, you'd best shoot me now..."
Gun Cocks
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Or, we could talk more."

Operative:"Target the Reavers. Target the Reavers! Target everyone! Somebody fire!!"

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Doctor, I'm taking your sister under my protection here. If anything happens to her, anything at all, I swear to you, I will get very choked up. Honestly, there could be tears."

Firefly theme played at the end of the credits

Zoe:"So, trap?"
Mal:"Trap."
Zoe:"We going in?"
Mal:"We're only but a few hours out."
Wash:"Yeah, but remember the part where it's a trap?"
Mal:"Well if that's the case, then Inara is already caught in it. She wouldn't set us up willing. Might be we get a shot at seeing whose turning these wheels. We go in."
Kaylee:"But how can you be sure Inara don't just want to see you? Sometimes people have feelings. I'm referring here to people."
Mal:"You all were watching I take it."
Kaylee:"Yes..."
Mal:"Did you see us fight?"
Kaylee:"No."
Mal:"Trap."

Operative:"There are a lot of innocent people in the air being killed right now."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"You have no idea how true that is."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Does that lock from the inside?"
Guard:"Uh yes."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Get everyone upstairs! You get them down here and you seal it. As long as you got air, you don't open up. You understand?"
Guard:"But I..."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Get them inside the vault!"

Wash:"Can I make a suggestion that doesn't involve violence? Or is this the wrong crowd."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What was that?"

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Hey little one. Understand your part in all this?"
River:"Do you?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"This is what I do darling... this is what I do."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"What was that?"
Wash:"Did you see that?"
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Was that the primary buffer panel?"
Wash:"It did seem to resemble..."
Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Did the primary buffer panel just fall off my goram ship for no apparent reason?!"

Operative:"I think your beginning to understand how dangerous River Tam is."
Mal:"She is a mite unpredictable... mood swings of a sort."
Operative:"It's worse than you know."
Mal:"It usually is."

Captain Malcolm Reynolds:"Zoe? Are you here?"