Doctor John Watson:"A cup of tea would be lovely, thank you." Mrs. Hudson:"Just this once dear. I'm not your housekeeper." Doctor John Watson:"A couple of biscuits too, if you got them." Mrs. Hudson:"Not your housekeeper."
Gandalf:"I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure." Bilbo Baggins:"An adventure? Now I don't imagine anyone west of Bree would have much interest in adventures. Nasty, disturbing, uncomfortable things that make you late for dinner."
Bilbo Baggins:"Excuse me! That is a doily, not a dish cloth!" Bofur:"But it's full of holes." Bilbo Baggins:"It's supposed to look like that. It's crochet." Bofur:"Oh and a wonderful game it is too. If you've got the balls for it."
Bilbo Baggins:"I know you doubt me and I know you always have. And you're right, I often think of Bag End. I miss my books and my armchair and my garden. You see, that's where I belong. That's home. And that's why I came back, because you don't have one. A home. It was taken from you, but I will help you take it back if I can."
Bilbo Baggins:"Good morning." Gandalf:"What do you mean? Do you mean to wish me a good morning, or do you mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not. Or perhaps you mean to say that you feel good on this particular morning. Or are you simply stating that it is a morning to be good on?" Bilbo Baggins:"All of them at once, I suppose."
Balin:"I wouldn't bother, laddie. Swords are named for the great deeds they do in war." Bilbo Baggins:"What are you saying, my sword hasn't seen battle?" Balin:"Not actually sure it is a sword. More of a letter opener, really."