Mel Gibson sound clips
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Mel Gibson (Born Jan 3rd 1956)

An acclaimed actor and director of such films as the Lethal Weapon series, the Mad Max series, Braveheart and The Passion of the Christ.

Sound clips from Bird on a Wire (1990)

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Rick Jarmin:"You come to Detroit and you rent a Beamer? That's like going to Germany and eating Jimmy Dean sausages!"
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Rick Jarmin:"Since when did you start wearing underpants?"
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Marianne Graves:"I need food. I need a bath. I need a bed. I need a massage. I need, I need a manicure. I need to see my therapist."
Rick Jarmin:"I need a beer."

Sound clips from Braveheart (1995)

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William Wallace:"Are you ready for a war!"
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William Wallace:"You tell your king, that William Wallace will not be ruled and nor will any Scot while I live."
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William Wallace:"Are ya all right? Ya look a wee bit shaky."
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William Wallace:"I will love you my whole life. You and no other."
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William Wallace:"Every man dies, not every man really lives."
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William Wallace:"I was wondering if you could do that when it matters. As it, as it matters in battle. Could you crush a man with that throw?"
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William Wallace:"What are they doing?"
Argyle Wallace:"Saying goodbye in their own way... playing outlawed tunes on outlawed pipes."
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William Wallace:"Of course running a farm is a lot of work, but that will all change when my sons arrive."
Murron:"So you've got children?"
William Wallace:"Not yet, but I was hoping that you could help me with that."
Murron:"So you want me to marry you then?"
William Wallace:"Well its a bit sudden but alright!"
Murron:"Is that what you call a proposal?"
William Wallace:"I love you... always have. I want to marry you."
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William Wallace:"Murron, would you like to come ride with me on this fine evening?"
Woman:"In this?! Your out of your mind!"
William Wallace:"Oh its good Scottish weather madame. The rain is falling straight down... well slightly to the side like."
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William Wallace:"Or we'll make spears. Hundreds of them. Long spears. Twice as long as a man."
Hamish:"That long? Some men are longer than others."
Campbell:"Your mother been telling you stories about me again eh?"
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William Wallace:"And the answer to your question is yes. You fight for me you get to kill the english."
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William Wallace:"You think the people of this country exist to provide with position. I think your position exists to provide those people with freedom."
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William Wallace:"I am William Wallace... And the rest of you will be spared. Go back to England and tell them there that Scotland's daughters and her sons are yours no more! Tell them Scotland is free!"
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William Wallace:"In the year of our Lord 1314. Patriots of Scotland, starving and outnumbered, charged the fields of Bannockburn. They fought like warrior poets. They fought like Scotsmen. And won their freedom."

Sound clips from Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome (1985)

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Max:"We're gonna count to three! One!"
Man:"AHH! What happened to two?"
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Max:"It's your lucky day."
Jedediah:"It is?"
Max:"Uh huh, you got a plane."
Jedediah:"I have?"
Max:"It just might save your life."
Jedediah:"It will?"
Max:"Uh huh..."
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Max:"Now listen good! I'm not Captain Walker. I'm the guy who keeps Mr Dead in his pocket! And I say we're gonna stay here. And we're gonna live a long time... and we're gonna be thankful."
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The Collector:"If you have nothing to trade, you got no business in Bartertown."
Max:"An hour on the inside thats all."
The Collector:"Next!"
Max:"I got skills, I could trade them."
The Collector:"Sorry the brothels full."

Sound clips from Payback (1999)

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Porter:"Shut up! I cured you!"
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Lynn Porter:"You look pretty good for a dead guy."
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Lynn Porter:"Where to?"
Porter:"Just drive baby."
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Fairfax:"Who the hell are you?!"
Porter:"I'm the reason your home early Mr. Fairfax."
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Pearl:"I've got a few minutes."
Porter:"So go boil an egg."
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Porter:"If I'd been just a little dumber, I could have joined the force myself."
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Lynn Porter:"What happened to you?"
Porter:"I got hammered."
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Porter:"Old habits die hard I guess. If you don't kick'em, they kick you. Ain't marriage grand."
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Porter:"They weren't wearing their seat belts."
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Fairfax:"You just signed your own death warrant for 130 thousand dollars. I don't get that. What is it? The principle or something?"
Porter:"Stop it I'm getting misty. And tell them it's seventy will ya."
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Porter:"We made a deal. If she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. Maybe we were aiming high."
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Lynn Porter:"If I know you, you want this Resnick guy for something he won't like."
Porter:"Yeah I'm gonna kill him."
Lynn Porter:"That's something he won't like."
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Porter:"This syndicate, or outfit, whatever the hell you call it. It's got a head man right? Who is it?"
Val Resnick:"They'll kill me Porter."
Porter:"What do you think I'm gonna do to ya. Worry about me."

Sound clips from Ransom (1996)

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Tom Mullen:"Give me back my son!"

Sound clips from Signs (2002)

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Graham Hess: "Is it possible that there are no coincidences?"
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Merrill Hess: "Alright listen. We both go outside, move around the house in opposite directions. We act crazy, insane with anger. Make them crap in their pants, force them around till we meet up on the other side."
Graham Hess: "Explain 'act crazy'."
Merrill Hess: "You know, curse and stuff."
Graham Hess: "You want me to curse?"
Merrill Hess: "You don't mean it, it's just for show. What?"
Graham Hess: "It won't be convincing. It doesn't sound natural when I curse."
Merrill Hess: "Just make noises then."
Graham Hess: "Explain noises."
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Tracy Abernathy: "Is douche-bag a curse?"
Graham Hess: "I suppose that would depend on its usage."
Tracy Abernathy: "How about 'john you're a douche-bag for kissing Barbara?"
Graham Hess: "It's a curse."
Tracy Abernathy: "Then it's not 37, it's 71."
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Graham Hess: "It's happening."
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Graham Hess:"Now we are going to enjoy this meal. No one can stop us from enjoying this meal, so enjoy it! Stop crying!"
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Graham Hess: "Who wrote this book?"
Morgan Hess: "Scientists who've been persecuted for their beliefs."
Graham Hess: "That means they're unemployed."
Morgan Hess: "If your gonna make fun of it then forget it."
Bo Hess: "This is serious."

Sound clips from The Patriot (2000)

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Benjamin Martin: "You really expect to hold Cornwallis here using just militia?"
Col. Harry Burwell: "Well not me, you."
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Lord Cornwallis: "Their names and ranks?"
Benjamin Martin: "They refuse to give me their names. But their ranks are 9 lieutenants, 5 captains, 3 majors, and one very fat colonel who called me a..... cheeky fellow."
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Benjamin Martin: "Don't you walk away from me boy!"
Gabriel Martin: "I'm sorry father, I'll find you when this is all over."
Benjamin Martin: "No your not going! I forbid you to go!"
Gabriel Martin: "I'm not a child!"
Benjamin Martin: "You're my child!"
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Benjamin Martin:"I request sir that you transfer my son here under my command."
Gabriel Martin:"Sir no I..."
Col. Harry Burwell:"No, its done."
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John Billings: "I say we drink the wine, eat the dogs, and use the papers for musket wadding."
Reverend Oliver: "Eat the dogs?"
Benjamin Martin: "Yeah, a dog is a fine meal."
Reverend Oliver "Good heavens."
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Benjamin Martin: "When you have a family of your own, perhaps you'll understand."
Gabriel Martin: "When I have a family of my own I won't hide behind them."
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Gabriel Martin: "Colonel, I've been a soldier now for two years. As a scout, horseman, marksmen, scavenger."
Benjamin Martin: "That so."
Gabriel Martin: "Yes sir. I could be a better service with the regulars."
Benjamin Martin: "Where did you learn all that riding, shooting, scavenging?"
Gabriel Martin: "My father taught me."
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Benjamin Martin:"May I sit with you?"
Charlotte Selton:"It's a free country, or at least it will be."
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Benjamin Martin:"You have children? .............. *sighs* french."
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Benjamin Martin:"I've just been in the mind of a genius. Lord Cornwallis knows more about warfare then we could hope learn in a dozen lifetimes."
John Billings:"Well that's cheerful news."
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Lord Cornwallis:"You know, this is not the conduct of a gentleman."
Benjamin Martin:"If the conduct of your officers is the measure of a gentleman, I'll take that as a compliment."
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Benjamin Martin:"You look good in that color."
Jean Villeneuve:"It stinks."
Benjamin Martin:"Well its had a dead man in it."
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Benjamin Martin: "Colonel, this is a uniformed dispatch rider carrying a marked case. He cannot be held as a spy."
Col. Tavington: "Oh we're not going to hold him. We're going to hang him."
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Benjamin Martin: "Before this war is over, I'm going to kill you."
Col. Tavington "Why wait?!"
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Benjamin Martin:"And as long as your soldiers attack civilians, I will order the shooting of officers at the outset of every engagement. And my men are excellent marksmen."
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Benjamin Martin:"Would you tell me please, Mr. Howard, why should I trade one tyrant 3,000 miles away for 3,000 tyrants one mile away?"
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Benjamin Martin:"What did I tell you fellows about shooting?"
Samuel and Nathan Martin:"Aim small miss small.
Benjamin Martin:"Aim small miss small."
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Benjamin Martin:"I'm a parent. I haven't got the luxury of principles."
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Benjamin Martin:"Lord, make me fast and accurate."
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Benjamin Martin:"And perhaps that's his weakness."
Gabriel Martin:"Sir?"
Benjamin Martin:"Pride. Pride's a weakness."
Jean Villeneuve:"Personally I would prefer stupidity."
Benjamin Martin:"Pride will do."
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Little boy:"I'm gonna kill me some redcoats!"
Benjamin Martin:"I believe you would."
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Jean Villeneuve:"You sure this is the right place to recruit for a militia?"
Benjamin Martin:"God save King George!"
Men in Bar:Music stops and then sounds of things being thrown.
Benjamin Martin:"I think we came to the right place."
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Benjamin Martin:"Trust the French."
Jean Villeneuve:"Yes trust the French. Where else do I get the opportunity to kill a few redcoats? Perhaps a few wounded ones when your not looking."
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Gabriel Martin:"A woman can have a strange effect on a man."
Benjamin Martin:"Yeah, there were times... I... I had trouble breathing around your mother."
Gabriel Martin:"I know the feeling."

Sound clips from The Road Warrior (Mad Max 2) (1981)

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Gyro Captain:"Looks like I got myself some gasoline eh!"
Mad Max:"Booby trapped. Touch those tanks and BOOOM!"
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Mad Max:"I'm the best chance you got."
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Mad Max:"Two days ago I saw a vehicle that will haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."