King Laufey:"Go now, while I still allow it."
Thor:"You're big. Fought bigger."
Fandral:"Complicated fellow, isn't he."
Darcy Lewis:"Whoa, does he need CPR? Because I totally know CPR."
Darcy Lewis:"You know, for a crazy homeless person, he's pretty cut."
Darcy Lewis:"I think that was legally your fault."
Jane Foster:"Do me a favor and don't be dead."
Darcy Lewis:"Yeah, we can tell you're hammered. It's pretty obvious."
Thor: "I need a horse!"
Pet Store Clerk: "We don't have horses. Just dogs, cats, birds..."
Thor: "Then get me one of those large enough to ride."
Jane Foster: "So is this how you normally look?"
Thor: "More or less."
Jane Foster: "It's a good look."
Thor: "You are no match for the mighty! ..."
squeaky sound as Thor falls down the window glass.
King Laufey: "Run back home little princess."
Thor: "You dare threaten me, Thor, with so puny a weapon?!"
Darcy Lewis: "Hey, sorry I tased you."
Erik Selvig: "The next time you decide to taser somebody, make sure he's already in the car. Ok?!"
Odin: "Whosoever holds of this hammer, if he be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor."
Volstagg: "What happened? Silver tongue turned to lead?"
Thor: "This mortal form has grown weak. I need subsistence."