The Avengers (2012)
Nick Fury brings together a team of uncontrollable super humans, called The Avengers, to defend the Earth from a dangerous enemy.
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Give yourself some credit, please. Stark Tower is your baby. Give yourself 12% of the credit."
Pepper Potts: "Twelve percent?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "An argument can be made for fifteen."
Pepper Potts: "Twelve percent of my baby?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things. And sorry, but the security snafu? That was on you."
Pepper Potts: "Oooooh."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "My private elevator."
Pepper Potts: "You mean our elevator?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Yeah, it was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later, aren't I?"
Pepper Potts: "Not gonna be that subtle."
Pepper Potts: "Twelve percent?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "An argument can be made for fifteen."
Pepper Potts: "Twelve percent of my baby?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Well, I did do all the heavy lifting. Literally, I lifted the heavy things. And sorry, but the security snafu? That was on you."
Pepper Potts: "Oooooh."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "My private elevator."
Pepper Potts: "You mean our elevator?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Yeah, it was teeming with sweaty workmen. I'm going to pay for that comment about percentages in some subtle way later, aren't I?"
Pepper Potts: "Not gonna be that subtle."
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Steve Rogers / Captain America: "I wanna know why Loki let us take him. He's not leading an army from here."
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him."
Thor: "Have a care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor: "He's adopted."
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "I don't think we should be focusing on Loki. That guy's brain is a bag full of cats. You can smell crazy on him."
Thor: "Have a care how you speak. Loki is beyond reason, but he is of Asgard and he is my brother."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "He killed eighty people in two days."
Thor: "He's adopted."
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Loki: "An ant has no quarrel with a boot."
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Loki: "Please tell me you're going to appeal to my humanity."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Uh, actually I'm planning to threaten you."
Loki: "You should've left your armor on for that."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Yeah. It's seen a bit of mileage, and you got the 'glow stick of destiny'. Would you like a drink?"
Loki: "Stalling me won't change anything."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "No, no, no. Threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one."
Loki: "The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mighiest Heroes' type thing."
Loki: "Yes, I've met them."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one but, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
Loki: "That was the plan."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you."
Loki: "I have an army."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "We have a Hulk."
Loki: "Oh, I thought the beast had wandered off."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "You're missing the point. There's no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Uh, actually I'm planning to threaten you."
Loki: "You should've left your armor on for that."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Yeah. It's seen a bit of mileage, and you got the 'glow stick of destiny'. Would you like a drink?"
Loki: "Stalling me won't change anything."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "No, no, no. Threatening. No drink? You sure? I'm having one."
Loki: "The Chitauri are coming. Nothing will change that. What have I to fear?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "The Avengers. It's what we call ourselves, sort of like a team. 'Earth's Mighiest Heroes' type thing."
Loki: "Yes, I've met them."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I'll give you that one but, let's do a head count here. Your brother, the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and you, big fella, you've managed to piss off every single one of them."
Loki: "That was the plan."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Not a great plan. When they come, and they will, they'll come for you."
Loki: "I have an army."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "We have a Hulk."
Loki: "Oh, I thought the beast had wandered off."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "You're missing the point. There's no throne. There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes and maybe it's too much for us but it's all on you. Because if we can't protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we'll avenge it."
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Thor: "Read for another bout?"
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "What, you getting sleepy?"
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "What, you getting sleepy?"
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Security breach!"
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Still, you are pretty spry, for an older fellow. What's your thing, Pilates?"
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "What?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "What?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "It's like calisthenics. You might have missed a couple things, you know, doing time as a Capsicle."
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Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "What are we? A team? No, no, no, we're a chemical mixture that makes chaos. We're, we're a time bomb."
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Security Guard: "You an alien?"
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "What?"
Security Guard: "From outer space. An alien."
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "No."
Security Guard: "Well then, son. You've got a condition."
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "What?"
Security Guard: "From outer space. An alien."
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "No."
Security Guard: "Well then, son. You've got a condition."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "You have reached the life model decoy of Tony Stark. Please leave a message."
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Loki: "How desperate are you that you would call on such lost creatures to defend you?"
Nick Fury: "How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can't hope to control. You talk about peace and you kill because it's fun. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did."
Nick Fury: "How desperate am I? You threaten my world with war. You steal a force you can't hope to control. You talk about peace and you kill because it's fun. You have made me very desperate. You might not be glad that you did."
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Steve Rogers / Captain America: "It seems to run on some form of electricity."
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Agent Maria Hill: "When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Last night. The packet, Selvig's notes. The Extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading?"
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?"
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Unless, Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect."
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "Well, if he could do that he could achieve Heavy Ion Fusion at any reactor on the planet."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Finally, someone who speaks English."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "Is that what just happened?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Last night. The packet, Selvig's notes. The Extraction theory papers. Am I the only one who did the reading?"
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "Does Loki need any particular kind of power source?"
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "He'd have to heat the cube to a hundred and twenty million Kelvin just to break through the Coulomb barrier."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Unless, Selvig has figured out how to stabilize the quantum tunneling effect."
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "Well, if he could do that he could achieve Heavy Ion Fusion at any reactor on the planet."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Finally, someone who speaks English."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "Is that what just happened?"
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "How does Fury even see these?"
Agent Maria Hill: "He turns."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Sounds exhausting."
Agent Maria Hill: "He turns."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Sounds exhausting."
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Loki: "Are you ever not going to fall for that?"
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "It's good to meet you, Dr. Banner. Your work on anti-electron collisions is unparalleled. And I'm a huge fan of the way you lose control and turn into an enormous green rage monster."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "That man is playing Galaga! Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did."
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Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "He really grows on you, doesn't he."
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Agent Phil Coulson: "We need you to come in."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "Are you kidding? I'm working."
Agent Phil Coulson: "This takes precedence."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "I'm in the middle of an interrogation. This moron is giving me everything."
General: "I haven't given anything?"
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "Look, you can't pull me out of this right now."
Agent Phil Coulson: "Natasha, Barton's been compromised."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "Let me put you on hold."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "Are you kidding? I'm working."
Agent Phil Coulson: "This takes precedence."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "I'm in the middle of an interrogation. This moron is giving me everything."
General: "I haven't given anything?"
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "Look, you can't pull me out of this right now."
Agent Phil Coulson: "Natasha, Barton's been compromised."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "Let me put you on hold."
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Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "So, this all seems horrible."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Official consulting hours are between 8 and 5 every other Thursday."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "An intelligence organization that fears intelligence? Historically, not awesome."
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Loki: "Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It's the unspoken truth of humanity, that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life's joy in a mad scramble for power, for identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel."
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Thor: "You listen well brother."
Ironman crashes into Thor
Loki: "I'm listening."
Ironman crashes into Thor
Loki: "I'm listening."
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The Other: "Your ambition is little, born of childish need."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "You know, I thought we were having a moment."
Pepper Potts: "I was having twelve percent of a moment."
Pepper Potts: "I was having twelve percent of a moment."
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Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "I'd sit this one out, Cap."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "I don't see how I can."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "These guys come from legend. They're basically gods."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "I don't see how I can."
Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "These guys come from legend. They're basically gods."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "There's only one God, ma'am, and I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that."
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Thor: "You people are so petty, and tiny."
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Loki: "I am a god you dull creature! And I will not be bullied by..."
The Hulk beats Loki across the room
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "Puny god."
The Hulk beats Loki across the room
Bruce Banner / The Hulk: "Puny god."
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Loki: "It burns you to have come so close. To have a Tesseract, to have power. Unlimited power. And for what? A warm light for all mankind to share. And then to be reminded what 'real power' is."
Nick Fury: "Well let me know if 'Real Power' want's a magazine or something."
Nick Fury: "Well let me know if 'Real Power' want's a magazine or something."
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Thor: "Do not touch me again."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Then don't take my stuff."
Thor: "You have no idea what you're dealing with."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Then don't take my stuff."
Thor: "You have no idea what you're dealing with."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Uh, Shakespeare in The Park? Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?"
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Of the people in this room, which one is A, wearing a spangly outfit, and b, not of use."
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Nick Fury: "Sir, please put down the spear."
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Steve Rogers / Captain America: "You think Fury is hiding something?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "He's a spy. Captain, he's THE spy. His secrets have secrets."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "He's a spy. Captain, he's THE spy. His secrets have secrets."
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Nick Fury: "The world has gotten even stranger than you already know."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "At this point I doubt anything would surprise me."
Nick Fury: "Ten bucks says you're wrong."
Steve Rogers / Captain America: "At this point I doubt anything would surprise me."
Nick Fury: "Ten bucks says you're wrong."
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Jarvis: "Sir, the telephone. I'm afraid my protocols are being overridden."
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Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow: "Thank you for your cooperation."
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Nick Fury: "As of right now, we are at war."
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Steve Rogers / Captain America: "Yeah, big man in a suit of armor. Take that off, what are you?"
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me."
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Tony Stark / Iron Man: "Alright, yay! Alright, good job guys. Let's just not come in tomorrow. Let's just take a day."